One of the most important ways for any young man to prove his successful
passage into manhood is some form of whiskers on the upper lip.
Obviously such facial hair comes easier for some than others, and the
styling of said thatch can be equally problematic.
Fortunately we think we have found the answer in the shape of the
Notable Moustaches collection. Six of the most important facial hair
stylings are provided for maximum choice, including the Handlebar (a
favourite among circus ringmasters), the Pencil (for the sly cad), the
Biker (for Village People re-enactments), the Walrus (for stuffy Army
colonel types), the Stud (for your inner Swedish plumber) and the Banker
(nuff said).
Not only do these fantastic moustaches come in a variety of designs, but
the bristles are also a range of colours to either match, or clash
with, your natural hair colour. unsecured loans But then again, who is going to argue
with a guy wearing a Handlebar moustache? The Notable Mustaches
collection saves you all the hassle of wearing a half-grown moustache
(definitely not cool), and when you've had enough of it, there's no need
to go through a lengthy shaving procedure either.
The Notable Moustaches collection is perfect for so many different
scenarios it's worth buying one as a "just in case" addition to your car
glovebox, briefcase or school bag. Need to look a little older? Who's
going to ID a guy with a moustache. Heading off to a fancy dress party?
Which outfit couldn't be improved with a moustache? Or maybe you just
need to go somewhere unrecognised? The Biker moustache will ensure no
one looks at you twice.
Each moustache is backed with a handy adhesive tape which will keep your
new bristler firmly fixed in place on your upper lip. All you need do
is develop the swagger that bad credit loans wearing facial hair entitles you to. Say
goodbye to being a boring nobody and hello to the world of beardy
weirdy. Life will never be the same again. Well until you take the
moustache off again anyway.
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